Grandma's Pancakes

I had the pleasure of visiting New Orleans for the first time. I went to the annual RTDA (Retail Tobacco Dealers Association) A couple of my vendors have booths there (I won't pimp my websites) but I'm not in the Tobacco Business.

On Saturday night, after loosing $700 that I was up at the craps tables we decided to head over to Bourbon St. at about midnight. Figured it would be wild, but didn't know that they flashed on "regular" weekends. Saw a couple of hotties exposing themselves, and was having an overall nice experience. Then it happened.

There were two old ladies standing below a crowd of people on a balcony. Everyone egging on some nubile 20 year olds behind these old bags, to get some beads. One of the AARP women yells in a drunkin slur "what about my tits?"

Before I could turn away, she bared some pancake titties that hadn't been viewed in 15 years or so. This was burned in my retina like and eclipse, and I set out to find something to replace it. I wasn't leaving until I saw something hot.

About 10 minutes later a HOT young girl on a balcony bared some perfect C-Cups and I was cured of Grandma's Pancakes.