Tommy Lee Goes to College

Yeah, I watched it.

Tommy sitting in Chemistry class completely bewildered. Tommy cackling at every opportunity. Tommy having the attention span of a five year old. But, hey, he’s Tommy. A guy with a huge wang and no shortage of hot chicks who want to see it.

I can’t help but laugh when I see him, no matter what the situation. We have some history, he and I, but that’s another story.

The part that really surprised me is his complete ineptitude on the drums. Look, I know the guy isn’t exactly Neil Pert, but he looked like a real dumbass trying out for the marching band.

Band Director: “Okay, Tommy, just play something freestyle.”

Tommy: [stands there staring at his drums]

Band Director: “Go ahead…anything…something…”

Tommy: [stands there for a moment and then twirls his right stick]

Band Director: “Can you play something for us?”

Tommy: [giggles]

It was pretty damned funny. And the chemistry tutor was extremely hot. I have no idea what the show is about, why Tommy Lee is bumming his way through UNL or why anyone thought this was a good idea. Because it’s not. Maybe that’s why it’s so funny.

Tommy can you hear me? Tommy? Tommy?