Who wants to be a millionaire?

Deuce Bigalow Part 2 earned 9.8 million dollars over the weekend. At an average of $8.50 a ticket, that means approximately 1,152,941 people saw the previews for that movie and thought it looked good.

If I could only find these million people and convince each of them that for a dollar, I will kick them in the crotch. It is cheaper and less painful than sitting through a Rob Schneider movie.